Saturday, October 1, 2011

Overheard

While driving my speedy wheelchair towards the pharmacy window, I heard some yelling and screeching about 10 feet behind me:

Some random woman (SRW): Damn it!
Madame J: Ouch! Watch where you're going!
SRW: It's not fair!
Madame J: Excuse me?
SRW: That wheelchair beat me to the pharmacist.
Madame J: Is that why you ran into me? You were trying to race the wheelchair?
SRW: It's not fair. I should have run faster.
Madame J: Oh, really?
SRW: Really. Damn wheelchairs. I should have run faster.

4 comments:

  1. The wheelchair beat me to the pharmacy. As if. I am sure that it wasn't the wheelchair, but the expert driving maneuvers of the occupant.

    Mango Momma

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  2. I agree with the random woman. I hate when that happens.

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  3. And that's why I've started jogging (for the first time in 15 years) recently. So those damn wheelchairs stop beating me to the pharmacy line.

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  4. Next time, take out a toe or two on the way. That will teach 'em.

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